- House phone: *rings*
- Me: nah
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The bravest woman on Earth.
I love her. Forever reblog.
THEY ARE SO CUTE, I’M GONNA DIE. OMG.
I’ve never laughed so hard during a movie ever, LOLOL.
i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey
so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”